As seen in spam.

humor : by Corey — November 14th 2007, 06:45PM
humor"If your warrior of love is too small, you will lose this war."

Spam is, if anything, just as prevalent as it ever was. However, instead of the random strings of characters, someone is apparently trying to insert some humor into the equation. I received a spam message this morning with the above phrase as the subject.

Effective or not, at least it is slightly more entertaining. Post some of your favorites in the comments.

Update: "Banana Necklace Kitchen Paintbrush Rifle" - I gotta get me one of those!

Comments

Tommy G. Nov 15, 2007 12:36
"Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!"
anonymous Nov 16, 2007 00:05
"Women would perform your every wish if you were well-hung"

--
g4m8i7
Paul K. Nov 16, 2007 07:26
There's no need to enumerate all the advantages of the bigger pen!s



I suppose they're appealing to well-spoken small-ninnynoodleed men?
Paul K. Nov 16, 2007 07:28
overlarge shlong for Anastasia


I think I saw a preview for this on LIfetime...
Corey T. Nov 16, 2007 08:17
"Kindle a passion in her heart with your magic stick."

Also, why are you watching Lifetime? Are you a poofter?
Nate K. Nov 16, 2007 09:15
"There is no better way to enlarge your breasts than taking herbal capsules SizeUp that are all natural and work the same way as your organism increases breast size during pregnancy or puberty.
If you are not totally satisfied with SizeUp, money back guarantee is offered, since the results of taking SizeUp are beyond all expectations. Product is shipped and delivered worldwide in discreet packages. All your private information will remain private."

Hooray for freetranslation.com!
Cory D. Nov 16, 2007 09:50
"If you are using an 80386 or later processor you can use these registers as operands to several 80386 instructions."
--Xi Homeney

"botched gonad"
-houtw

"Make your fat friends envy you"
--Angel Hanson

"They can involve chronic diarrhoea and abdominal pain, fever, lack of appetite, weight loss and a feeling of fullness in the gut."
--Santiago V. Cyrus

"anti-spammers are lamers"
--Dudley Piper

"I'm talking about dressing in a 'woman-suit' complete with fake breasts and woman-masks."
--fantasize

"If you say to anybody what happened you're going to die."
--Jacobson

...oh shi......

Tommy G. Nov 19, 2007 15:42
I wish I was making this up:
Sender: jshawmarinorce@artibilgisayar.com
Subject: Is it really
Body:
toast a salamander, or call on the man inman's cruel tongue. could you bear that
patiently;prettily that they were considered public
is absent template she before him that dan could not resist the
stamps to grace the large, inviting pages.
Nate K. Nov 20, 2007 12:31
"Have they ever told you this, 'Gush! Your pen!s is really tiny!'?
Didn't you feel like a loser?
Don't let girls offend you! Megadik will improve your situation once and forever! You must believe in this magic preparation!
'Oh! Your pen!s is unique!' Isn't that what you just love to hear?
Soon you'll be the only one they will wish! Megadik is your magic weapon! "

Oh Gush.

Tommy G. Jan 29, 2008 12:02
Pants Kaleidoscope Gas Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:34:50 -0800 Cappuccino

Kaleidoscope Gas? Must have eaten the Mexican buffet last night. (then maybe topped it off with a cappuccino.)

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